Hey! New members!


Membership starts at €10 a year (€0.83 a month) and includes party invitations, opening night shows, exclusive insight and the rivers running red with the blood of your enemies.

plus if you join in APRIL, you’ll be in with a change to win an access-all-shows GOLDEN TICKET for the Kilkenny Cat Laughs.

Crazed Duck 10 Membership

  • The Collapsing Horse Science Fiction Radio Hour podcast a week earlier than the general public
  • A FREE invitation to our legendary Christmas Party (normal price €15)
  • “Last Call” discount tickets for Collapsing Horse and Cat Laughs shows.
  • Receive exclusive content in the form of access to the Artistic Director’s Pinterest and the regular members email in which we give updates and behind the scenes insight into making our work.
  • Named as a supporter of Collapsing Horse on our website
  • Join in April for a chance to win a Cat Laughs, all access GOLDEN TICKET worth €400

Become a member!

The first 100 students who apply receive a free membership!

€50 Membership

Swolecactus members get an early chance to book tickets for Collapsing Horse shows before any of your friends or enemies, and we’ll also thank you in all of our programmes.

€50 allows us to pay for wifi for two months, so we can send emails and share those funny youtube videos. Have you seen the one with the rat in the shower? So strange.
€100 Membership


At the TongueTrumpet level of membership, you will be invited to an exclusive surprise gig at Cat Laughs ’18, where your name will be trumpeted to the heavens.
€100 keeps the office heated for a month, through rain, snow, sleet, hail, etc.
€250 Membership

    Our Goophat level sponsors get access to our works-in-progress, they’ll be invited to rehearsal room and in-development showings, and receiving an invitation plus one to a Collapsing Horse Radio Hour Live!

This is, by our trademarked metrics, the third best date night activity in the English speaking world.

€250 pays for a week of space rental, which is important, because we do a lot of sci-fi (get it space yeah?)



€500 Membership

Tentaclehorse members are our pampered guests at every Collapsing Horse Show! You get to bring three friends/enemies/family members
to each opening night and enjoy the inevitably craic reception afterwards.
This pays a performer for a week of development work on a Collapsing Horse show.
€1000 Membership

  THE MAJESTIC WHALEPLANE! This is our sexiest and most powerful level of membership. The Whaleplane member get to bring two more friends to each opening night and reception, can bring 4 children to a Young Radicals show at Dublin Fringe 2018.


As if that wasn’t phenomenal enough, our Whaleplane members get a Very Important Patron ticket to Cat Laughs 2018, which includes ten tickets to an exquisitely curated selection of shows, and a pass to the festival club, for a thoroughly spectacular weekend.


WHALEPLANES pay for the writer and dramaturg of a Collapsing Horse show to spend a week polishing dross into the pure magic you’ve come to expect to see onstage.